06:16 Good morning tennis fans! Fed plays in less than an hour. How about a big HURRAH for our soon-to-be-no.-1-again favorite? No? Too early? #

06:33 What I want right now: banana peanut butter waffles and sausages with a tall glass of pulpy OJ. What I have instead: chia water. :( #

06:49 UGH! Some guy just switched the big TV from tennis to the news. #

06:57 What kind of loser would rather watch relevant current events instead of a small ball being hit back and forth b/w two lanky people?! #

07:12 This abundance of early morning tweets is brought to you by: NERVES. And in part by: CHEWY NAILS. #

07:46 Rog takes the first set. 6-4. #

08:30 Rog takes the second set. 7-6 #

09:16 Federer def. Soderling: 6-7, 7-6, 7-6. Tight match. In the end though, Soderling just could not close it. #

15:57 Epic match going on right now between Wawrinka and Murray. Possible upset? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. Just get Murray out of the running please! #

16:44 Good play on part of Stanislas Wawrinka. Somebody hit the eject button on Murray already. I'm sick of watching his awkward tennis. Ferrero? #

02:13 Boys are nothing but / Heartbreak and trouble and woe. / Oh but they are cute. #575 #haiku #

04:51 So both Andys ( @andy_murray and @andyroddick ) have woken up at the same time. It's 11am in London. Sleeping-in on their day-off. Lovely! #

14:07 @wexistence @MDJSuperstar It's not very different from carrot cake. #

14:09 Wow I sure am boring when tennis is not on. HI TWITTERVERSE. I have nothing to talk about. Blah blah. Getting my MacBook Pro today. Rah! #

14:14 Holy cowbells. USA leads Brazil 2 to 0. Good jeorb, 'mercans. #

19:30 Im grateful to be alive at this time of tennis history to witness the game played in such an amazing way. Thank you Rog! bit.ly/dhLHG #

19:34 Post your message of support at the niketennis.com/RF website! Here's mine: bit.ly/nikerf #

02:43 @skywriting It's amazingly fast! When does it come out in the PH? #

03:36 Oh god. Facebook is suggesting my mom as a friend! Hi mom. #

05:51 Oh Tim's, how you are the only option at 6 in the morning. #

10:31 Just realized how much Jürgen Melzer looks like Hamilton Leithauser. If he beats Roddick, we may have just found my new favorite <20 player. #

11:02 Good eye on Roddick. All good challenges. At least we know that when his tennis career wanes he could always have a go at being a lineman. #

12:48 Yaaawn. Andy Murray v. Viktor Troicki Zzz... More excited about the possibility of the roof closing for the first time. Zzz... #

13:52 WOOHOO the roof is closing! #

14:00 twitpic.com/8lc0o - Historic! New Centre Court roof has just closed for the first time in Wimbledon! #

19:05 Rainy coffee day at Osborne. Cozy cold and wet. I love the rain. #

22:41 @itsryanreyes Yeah, the medium is ginormous. What kind did you have? #

02:29 @digitaldaydream RE: 25% illiteracy. Is this just in Metro Manila? #

08:25 Slept in. Missed tennis, missed work, missed the sun. Roger leads 6-3, 6-2. Federer to serve. #

12:11 Effortless. Federer def. Kohlschreiber: 6-3, 6-2, 6-7, 6-1. #

15:38 I like how it's nice and sunny all morning perfect tennis weather but as soon as I get out of work it starts to rain. Thanks. I needed that. #

15:44 @itsryanreyes I'd rank them pork the best, shrimp, beef then chicken. I know, I know I really need to diversify. Haha. #

[	Tags	|	a.e. stallings, music, poetry, wintersleep	]
[	Mood	|	drained	]

Another Lullaby for Insomniacs
by A.E. Stallings

Sleep, she will not linger:
She turns her moon-cold shoulder.
With no ring on her finger,
You cannot hope to hold her.

She turns her moon-cold shoulder
And tosses off the cover.
You cannot hope to hold her:
She has another lover.

She tosses off the cover
And lays the darkness bare.
She has another lover.
Her heart is otherwhere.

She lays the darkness bare.
You slowly realize
Her heart is otherwhere.
There's distance in her eyes.

You slowly realize
That she will never linger,
With distance in her eyes
And no ring on her finger.

02:19 I had a dream that @EdwardDroste was Filipino. I mean a sleep dream, not a when-I-grow-up kinda dream. Bec who dreams abt things like that? #

02:22 @nixiecon I am going to need logs! #

02:23 @wexistence I miss her too. We should send @nixiecon a collaborative package from MLA when I get there. What do you think? :D #

02:28 It should be noted that @RFofficial (Roger Federer) was deactivatd today. Apparently, fake. My heart kinda broke. Thanks for wastin my time. #

02:44 @wexistence It shall be done then. BTW, just a heads up -- @nixiecon wants a bidet shower head + fixins. :P So that's one thing. #

02:47 I will make the conscious decision to make the most of what we have & pine for nothing. No undefinable need or vague despair. Enough! RT JCM #

09:23 @dianauy Diana, where are you? #

09:27 Yawn, Wimbledon. You sure are boring without Rafa on Rog's off days. Yaaawn. #

12:18 Haha! Jerks! RT @pitchforkmedia Beck covers Sonic Youth's EVOL in its entirety for SY box set. Oh yea it will only be available on cassette. #

12:29 1st time sitting in the patio at work this season. Perfect outside today. One can almost believe God exists. Hah. twitpic.com/8dx4h #

15:20 Burrito del Rio rocks my socks. #

20:24 RIP Michael Jackson. tinyurl.com/kte4y2 #

06:39 Rog plays Guillermo Garcia-Lopez today. I really need a primtime subscription to the games. This is killing me. #

06:42 Or I should have quit my job a month early. A month off before my month off would have been nice. Good morning, everyone! #

07:00 I gotta be honest, after trash-talking Tim Hortons for yrs & yrs (lousy donuts, greasy coffee), Im growing quite addicted to double doubles. #

07:41 Ladies & gents, my bestfriend, the ex-shopaholic. RT @wexistence: Im a development worker, I'm excused for dressing like a bag lady to work. #

11:53 Federer def. Garcia-Lopez, 6-2, 6-2, 6-4. Easy as toaster strudels. #

12:52 Typical lunch day at work. twitpic.com/8an0a #

23:32 @WinnipegWeather Did you check if Jerry Springer was around? #

00:06 [Oni] FUCK!
[Oni] I'm just about out of black ink
[Krypton] printer?
[Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators. #

07:00 Hw cn ppl say tht Safina dsnt dsrve the top seed when its based on a point systm? So she hasnt won a major. So what? Its a point systm fuck. #

07:04 Good morning to you too. Who's my ray of sunshine? Who is? Is it you? Is it? I think it is! #

09:20 Wimbledon headline reads "Britons shine but fail to win on Day 1." Hahaha! Talk about patting yourself on the back. Hahahaha! #

14:54 Banana KitKats!? WHAT is this ANOMALY!? And why have I not heard of it before!? tinyurl.com/le3lay #

22:27 East India Company for dinner and The White Album for the postlude. Albeit late, the weekend is making progress. #

00:14 'Coltish' is a really good adjective. #

07:05 RT @Wimbledon: Roger Federer is having a Sgt Pepper moment on Centre Court. Where is his yellow submarine wonders a member of the IBM team. #

07:11 Goddammit, I knew the military jacket in bloody England was a bad idea. #

07:16 I still think he looks sharp. Sgt Pep or not. #

09:16 Good job, baby. RT @Wimbledon: Fed's through the first round - 7-5 6-3 6-2. #

09:17 I lufft it. RT @Wimbledon: Fed says his military-style jacket stays true to the traditions of Wimbledon and he just hopes the fans like it. #

23:52 Learned all I can about new iPhone. Can now do everything with it except mimic the Large Hadron Collider. #

23:55 Ok. Now bored and hungry. Also, FYI, wearing an @ollymoss shirt. Hi, Olly. #

00:13 Roger is rumored to march into center court tom. in a MILITARY STYLE jacket to shame Andy Murray's FP cardigan. Been there, done that, jr. #

02:05 RT @FedererNews twitpic.com/7zd99 - Sneak preview of the military-style jacket he might be wearing during Wimbledon 09. #

14:51 Anxious. Need to get out of the house. Too many things running about in head. #

23:39 Rafael Nadal WILL NOT play at Wimbledon this year. An open door for Roger to reclaim the number one world ranking! tinyurl.com/n3xcu6 #

23:43 @RFofficial Reclaim your throne, Roger! Rafa the Regicide is out of the picture! :D #

23:45 @nixiecon Are you kidding me. Rafa looks like a pogo stick in bad need of a stylist. #

23:57 Another famous person broken. RT @mashable BREAKING: Steve Jobs Had Liver Transplant; Returning to Work in Days - bit.ly/11QkC #

16:44 @federernews twitpic.com/7wrpg - Looks really stylin', Rog. I'm getting myself a pair of those shoes. #

16:47 Shopping for tropical weather clothes. Three weeks, Manila. How I miss you so. #

06:16 Ugh. It's too early for living. #

14:59 At Rogers getting the iPhone right now. Only customer at this location but computer delays have had me stuck here for an hour. #rogersfail #

15:05 The poor girl handling my transaction has had to run the phone package thru the computer more that 10 times now. #rogersfail #

15:57 Hello world. Texting from my new iPhone. :D #

21:07 @carl9331 what about it did you not like? #

21:08 @AdamCarson thank for the tip I'm new #

21:30 @c0llide Sucks that I'm missing Fete this year! Break a leg though! #

21:41 @COOLESTGEEK
Rogers on Grant had 2 16gb and 2 32gb. Clerk said Polo had 15 units. I guess not a lot at all. #

21:59 Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #

23:08 @Capulets_Dream This is the song. I hope you like it and that you are feeling better. =';'= ♫ blip.fm/~8fdzg #

23:44 An excellent Steely Dan cover. Another one that I like from this album is their version of 'Brooklyn.' Shades o... ♫ blip.fm/~8fg0r #

02:38 's Top 5 Expletive Placeholders: 5. Johnny Freaking Cash, 4. Macintosh Apples, 3. Mylar Bloody Kevlar, 2. Holy Cowbells, 1. Johannesburg #

12:24 twitpic.com/7q0nh - New hobby. Obvious labels on every thing on my desk. #

14:08 @RFofficial I love what you do in London. :-) #

20:14 @COOLESTGEEK Hahaha. Thanks. That's a very kind thing to say. #

20:37 Apparently, in the digital ghetto of the world that is Canada, you cannot preorder the iPhone. Guaranteed business is too modern for Rogers. #

20:47 @refinery29 Stuffing yourself on hors d'œuvres? How classy. :P #

21:47 How is it possible to write a marketing paper & msg me about the intricacies of installing a bidet at the same time? Tell me. Just tell me. #

12:32 Another cool thing about the stairwell is that you get a great view of the parking lot. Apparently, the cafeteria lady rides a Harley. #

14:01 Ev just bought a new Les Paul. Wowzers. I'm kinda impressed and not as I thought he was getting the Lee Ranaldo and I was all excited. #

14:05 @caguitars Sounds great! What kind of contest would it be? Does this mean you're giving away a CA electric? :D I'm all hot and bothered now. #

14:07 @caguitars twitpic.com/77rsm - Mreowww! #

21:05 Nobody ever gets my jokes. :( #

06:32 I don't want to jinx it, but I think Summer is here. It was hot all weekend and it's beautiful out today. #

06:45 To celebrate the sun, today's goal is to solicit a quizzical smile from everyone by way of cheesy jokes w/ obscure references. #

19:50 twitpic.com/7icvc - RF monogram hat came in the mail today. @RFofficial #

22:44 Roger Federer's winning moment at French Open has turned into a Photoshopping Meme. F*cking hilarious! bit.ly/3dll9j @RFofficial #

08:29 twitpic.com/7diwl - 1209 Jervis St., Vancouver, BC. You will be mine. #

17:08 Well. That was bad. First game of the season and I just got my ass whooped, paddled, blenderized. Poor me. #

18:35 is so ready to crash. #

18:51 Yoinking the leaked Most Serene Republic. Support your favorite bands. Buy their records. Watch their shows. #

23:20 Wants to know about Dutch Courage clones. #

23:24 My Facebook Profile has officially been "usernamed." Direct to: www.facebook.com/glendaollero #

03:01 @wexistence No! The period goes IN the quotation marks! IN! #

16:04 Another thing cool about going back to school is that if I buy a new MacBook, I get an iPod Touch free. If I sell it, my new iPhone is free. #

21:39 @digitaldaydream It's like staking your claim at land. #

21:40 @TheBim Ice and Ryan are there. She bought a transforming mp3 player. #

00:59 Happy Independence Day. No silly, of course I didn't forget! #

15:02 twitpic.com/77ye6 - @wexistence Logo idea. Comic book typeface and PH colors. Young and pop arty. WDYT? #